You're gonna need a bigger boat, but in the meantime you can content yourself with this soft cotton-blend tee. It's crafted using the latest techniques in garment-dyeing and softening in order to produce the ideal "vintage feel".
• 50% polyester/38% cotton/12% rayon
• tagless, finely ribbed crewneck
• reinforced neck and shoulder seams
• screenprinted chest graphic
• short sleeves
• straight hem
• machine wash; imported